A few more things you might need to know: our house ghost is the Bloody Baron. If you get on the right side of him he’ll sometimes agree to frighten people for you.
Oh my god you are the best! T-thank you! u///u It was such a little thing I’m so happy it was noticed, I was worried it wouldn’t be! I apologize for your kokoro!
I just imagine Alfred sending him a box of popout snakes all the time. uvu don’t worry though, Ivan is a little creepy deep down, he gets anyone back that does it.
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all over DA ffffff /silent stalker:UUUU O-OMG REALLY?! KWAJGFAWIJAWENFMAJI You’re gonna give me a heart attack cause youre like the RussLiet GODDESS
LOOK AT THIS COMPLIMENT I NEVER SAW IT.
//dies
Rusliet goddess I like the sound of that.
puzzledpiece reblogged your photoset: omg this is so adorable what is going oooooon
America and Australia are making a nature documentary. Ozzie has already lost one tooth there. xDok but…why is Ivan covering himself in mud..not that i’m complaining because it makes him so adorable omg
I don’t think I ever saw this! I just checked my name as a tag because I was like “Does anyone even use that?”
He’s covering himself in mud because—… I swear… I read something about it! I can’t find it now but I SWEAR TO YOU there was an article about using mud as a sunscreen or something similar in Russia, and it made me think of how elephants and rhinos and such roll in the mud to protect from sun-burns. It was on english-russia or something like that… baaah why can’t I find it…
I was planning on spending the Holidays with my sisters… so I’ve already cashed in on my present from Toris…
Ah, well… this is nothing new. But you know that… I suppose I should thank you for not leaving me for Finland this year, hm?
Ah, don’t give me that face I—
*Knock knock!*
…Hm…? Its too early for carolers…
A.. a parcel…?
Oh, wow, how exciting!! A gift to open up! I hope its not another prank…!
W-what an elaborate gift…
S-silk, I think its silk…Ah… I… I feel like a movie star…!
Aah thank you everyone! I’m so happy!
Ah…? He left rather quickly…
He must be allergic to pineapples… What a shame, I thought he would like a birthday pie…
What a wonderful question!!Casting is very important for any part of the theater, so after some careful consideration I’ve chosen my cast with careful precision…
For The children Clara and Fritz I’ve chosen young(looking) Latvia and Lichtenstein…!
As for the talented and magical toymaker Drosselmeyer I’ve chosen Germany!
The nutcracker will be played by the stern but formidable Switzerland!
Ah and the president and his wife would most certainly be—
Ivan… You’re not trying to start another new-years joke are you?
Ah! No sir, never!
Ahem! Back to my story! That night, after everyone else has gone to bed, Clara returned to the parlor to check on her beloved nutcracker.
But! *gasp* A battle had broken out between the mice and the gingerbread soldiers! Behind them stands the Mouse King— Austria!
As the Mouse King advances on the wounded Nutcracker, our brave heroine Clara throws her slipper at him, distracting him long enough for the Nutcracker to stab him! Ura!
The handsome nutcracker-prince leads Clara through the moonlit night, into a pine forest in which the snowflakes (Estonia, Sweden, Finland, Norway, and Iceland) dance around them. Aren’t they pretty?
In act two Clara and the Prince travel to the beautiful Land of Sweets which is ruled by the
DivaSugar Plum Fairy— Poland!
For the celebration of sweets casting would be easy! Spain would play his chocolate, Arabia for coffee, China for tea…
Of course I would make my own appearance for the candy canes!
Ah! Denmark would have been a snowflake but he must come and be a shepherdesses!
I think England would make a great Mother Gigogne with all of his children to emerge from under his enormous skirt.
And ah, the Italy brothers and Francis would make such a lovely string of flowers! Wouldn’t they be lovely? I wonder if they smell just as nice as they look…
I-is that a strange thing to wonder?
Ah but I won’t give away the ending! And there are a lot of other roles to fill— so you’ll just have to come visit and watch it for yourself!
You will come see it, won’t you?
—Hanging laundry with Lithuania.
—Balancing checkbook with Germany.
—Jogging with France.
— Spring cleaning with China.
— Preserving fruits with Italy.
((lmao PS Ludwig is not topless though people have pointed it out to me on IM and now a comment. He has a sleeveless shirt. BUT CHECKBOOKS MAKE HIM HOT AND BOTHERED SO HE COULD BE IF YOU WANTED))
